Archive for February, 2006

Jury Duty

So,

For the third time in about 9 years, I’ve been summoned to Jury duty. Now, you only have to serve once every 4 years so I’ve been getting picked pretty much immediately after each of my 4 years is up. I only wish I could be so lucky in the lottery.

I need to serve for two days (Feb 27-28), and the first day (yesterday), was pretty busy. However, they had someone from the blood center at the courthouse and they were doing a blood drive. I had never donated before so I figured, ‘what the hell…it might help pass some time’. What I didn’t know is that signing up for it automatically removes you from the pool until you’re done giving blood. Since I was one of the last to sign up for the drive, I never was called all day.

Today it’s much much slower. They’ve only called one panel so far today. Maybe they’ll let us out early today.

It’s interesting to see the various people in the jury waiting area, as it’s pretty much a true random selection of people from the community. Race, class, political bent, it’s all here. What’s surprising is how easily everyone just accepts the situation of being stuck in a somehwhat small area for two days straight and gets along with their fellow citizens. You really don’t hear any grumbling or see any bad moods.

Blog Update

Hey!

Yeah, the last few weeks have seen very little new content here…sorry about that. There are a few reasons for this which I’ll put in their own blog entries shortly. In summary though, I returned to school at the end of January after about a 20 year leave, and even though I’m only taking two classes a week it has taken me a few weeks to adjust to my new schedule and get an idea on how much time homework and reading are going to be taking.

We also had a huge network issue at work….where our switches kept resetting themselves. Took the better part of a week to resolve that…turned out to be a faulty router.

Finally, the last few weekends I’ve had booked. Either for my Birthday, or for a trip to lambeau field for a Hockey game with a group of friends, I’ve just had no time. Thankfully, there isn’t a whole lot on my calendar in the near future and I’ve adjusted to being back at school so I hope to start adding content on a more consistent basis shortly.

Cheney Informs Press He’s Going To ‘Take a dump’

Washington DC - At 11:12 this morning, Vice President Dick Cheney had Press Secretary Scott McClellan inform the Washington media reporting pool that the Vice President was going to ‘take a dump’ and would not be handling his duties as Vice President for the next several minutes.

The Vice President, still stinging from criticism stemming from his decision to release news of his hunting accident last week via The Corpus Christi Caller-Times instead of through the White House Press Corps, felt he’d better not take any chances should anyone wonder where he was for the next few minutes.

Scott McClellan, the White House Press Secretary stated, ‘We took a lot of heat last week for not having any type of ‘game plan’ should something happen to the Vice President while hunting and for the resulting delay in reporting the incident. Well we’re not taking any chances anymore. He’s gone to take a dump and we feel the Vice President will be back to perform his duties shortly, but should anything happen, we’re ready for it’.

McClellan did not take any questions from reporters.

Maintenance

The site will be down at times over this weekend as I upgrade to WordPress 2.0. I don’t really have a set schedule in mind but most likely it will be during the day on Sunday.