Milwaukee – Area goth Aalacho Darkheart, announced yesterday that ‘Black will be the new black this year.’ Aalacho, a name which referes to the angel of the 11th hour of night, and whose real name is James Anderson made the bold prediction to fellow goths gathered at an area park over the weekend.
‘We were discussing what we should wear to the NIN/Bauhaus and Bravery concerts this summer at Summerfest and I figured, you know, black might really stand out.’, a quiet and withdrawn Anderson said. ‘I kinda thought, hey what would get Trent’s (Reznor) attention, and it just came to me that he’d really notice someone dressed in black. But not the flat plain black of last year. Oh no, that’s so cliche now, but rather a shimmery kinda black. That’s the new black this year.’
Anderson’s friends mostly agree.
‘Absolutely. What else would it be? Hot Pink? Yeaha right. Get lost narc.’, a distracted and visibly annoyed girl named Jezibel confirmed.