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Comment on Divine Investigation Reveals Intelligent Design to be a Practical Joke by Loki. by Fernanda

Fernanda — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:30:17 +0000

Good evening, Happy April Fool’s Day!!!

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.”
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Comment on About This Site by Hip Hop

Hip Hop — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:37:08 +0000

I am very happy that I found your blog. Keep up the good work.

Comment on Paris Hilton Reviews the Cisco 870 Series Router by elijah marshall

elijah marshall — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:44:44 +0000

This has to be the most idiodic article I have read in a long time. I feel like I have just waited five minutes of my life.

Comment on RIP Seether by darryl frey

darryl frey — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:53:48 +0000

very sorry for your loss. i truly love my pets like they are my children as well they are real members of your family so i feel your pain. |AW|SCaRey

Comment on Shuttle Docking by jammarlibre

jammarlibre — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:20:48 +0000

Good morning
Thanks for your site.

Comment on Best Blonde Joke Ever by Vpxitf

Vpxitf — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:26:48 +0000

Pretty nice site, wants to see much more on it!

Comment on Thank You Poem by Noel

Noel — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:50:56 +0000

I think I nearly peed my pants because I was laughing so hard.

Funny Craig.

Comment on Area Cat Arrested for Keeping Too Many Old Ladies. by Craig

Craig — Thu, 17 May 2007 14:23:14 +0000

You’re kidding. Hmmm, bastards. I wonder if there is an index somewhere or an archive of past Enquirers. I’d like to see this ‘article’,

Comment on Area Cat Arrested for Keeping Too Many Old Ladies. by Anna

Anna — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:01:15 +0000

You might need to sue the inquirer. I grabbed a copy with a headline story, ‘Cat keeps 23 old ladies” or something really close to that. I’ll check but it’s in my car at the moment and it’s like -4 outside so I am not going out again until I have too, which would be lunch… But seriously it is the same storyline!

Comment on RIP Steve Irwin by uknowme

uknowme — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 18:12:57 +0000

OK Craig the Crocodile Hunter is dead and gone, that was almost three months ago, you have nothing else in the last months to write about???????