Homer vs The Pagans

I had to laugh when I saw this. Apparently someone decided to create a giant donut-waving Homer Simpson which is only visible from the air right next to a giant ancient pagan symbol. Now the pagans are all up in arms over it.

Whatever.

Last I heard, druids and shamans didn’t have a monopoly on giant aerial-view only idols.

Ratatouille – Review

**** 1/2 (out of 5)

It seems that Pixar and Brad Bird (Director) can do no wrong. His previous Pixar effort, ‘The Incredibles’, is still one of my favorite super-hero movies and his animated ‘The Iron Giant’ ranks in my top 20 all-time best family films. He strikes gold again with Ratatouille, a movie about a rat with a passion for food and a dream to become a chef.

Remy is a country rat with a gifted sense of smell and taste. Food for him isn’t just a means of survival, it is a true passion. While the other rats in his pack are happy to eat garbage and are thankful for it, Remy has a more discerning palette.

For Remy, any given ingredient or piece of food he samples is akin to a composer listening to a particular musical instrument . Like the deep resonance of a violin, or the haunting etherealness of a flute, each taste of something brings to Remy an explosion of sensory fireworks. What’s more, he understands how to put these pieces together to create something greater than the sum of its parts. He is an artist, a rat chef-prodigy.

The problem of course is, he’s a rat, and people generally don’t like rats in their kitchen. His own family doesn’t understand him either. His father considers his heightened sense of taste and smell useless until he realizes it actually allows Remy to detect rat poison. His father makes Remy the clan’s official food tester thinking this will improve Remy’s spirits as well as help the clan. It helps the clan, but Remy finds it a waste of his time and talents.

Remy though, refuses to give up his dreams or passion, and this is part of the magic Bird and Pixar have become known for. They don’t make movies that try to be cute, or ‘in the know’, with a wink to the audience at their cleverness in fitting in yet another pop-culture reference (ala Shrek). They make movies that focus on character and story.

Though many of the themes of Ratatouille are common (follow ones dreams, look past differences and appearances), it touches on a few others that you don’t see too often in animated family films. One such theme explored is the idea that people who follow their passions and live by them can also become cynical and jaded after a time. In essence, these people having sought out the best there is while following their passion, begin to experience disappointment more and more frequently as they realize they may have already tasted the best cooking, heard the greatest music, saw the best film, and now just live from one letdown to another in a vain hope to once again experience greatness. It’s quite a sad concept. To begin to hate the thing you once loved. This theme seems tied loosely to one in Bird’s ‘The Incredibles’, that great artists or those with great abilities should be celebrated and revered, for through their works they have the ability to to bring us out of these cynical ennuis of the soul.

The animation is superb. From the hairs on Remy’s body, to the soft glowing glory of the city of lights, to the textures of the foods, it is all just perfect. In fact the food is rendered so well in this film you will get hunger pangs just watching it. Do NOT see this film on an empty stomach.

The characters and story are all wonderfully fleshed out, and the plot goes in directions that are surprising sometimes. After a series of events, Remy finds himself in Paris at the very restaurant of his idol, Chef Gustave. One of the plot devices concerns who the owner of the restaurant should be (Gustave died well before Remy’s arrival…partially in reaction to a poor review by food critic Anton Ego), and a lesser studio would have used the resolution of this conflict as the ending of the film, not so with Pixar which resolves this conflict around the half-way point and instead uses it as a springboard to continue the story to a much better conclusion.

As with all Pixar films, the voice talent is spot on. In particular Peter O’Toole, as the voice of food critic Anton Ego is fantastic.

There is just so much to love about this film, I could write for pages. But I’d rather you see it unfold yourself and will not go into to detail. However, one moment that comes to mind that I must mention concerns Anton ego’s character. You’ll know the scene I’m referring to as soon as you see it. I’ll just say that it will give anyone who loved the animated classic, ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’, a lump in their throat, and a tear in their eye.

Highly recommended. Just go see it.

Transformers – Review

** 1/2 (out of 5)

I must admit I have somewhat mixed emotions about this movie. On the one hand, taken purely as an action packed summer blockbuster, it delivers the goods and is quite entertaining. On the other hand, there are just too many things wrong with it to give it more than middling grade.

First, the good:

The special effects are great. Really, really great. Of course computers have always been able to render metal and rigid materials better than organic objects so the subject mater in this movie plays to the strengths of computer generated animation and it does not disappoint.

The action sequences are fast and furious and given the number of people who bite the dust, I can see why the movie almost got an R rating for violence.

Now the bad:

Everything else. The biggest problem this film has is that it doesn’t know what it wants to be. It tries to be a movie for kids at times. The prologue (a voice over) sounds like it came right out of one of the Saturday morning Transformers cartoons. Briefly explaining how the two races of Transformers came in being. The problem is it’s long on vagueness and short on details. Any ‘message’ in the movie is pretty much restricted to black and white good/evil archtypes. Evil means humans are lower life forms and should be killed or exploited, while good means killing people is wrong. Comic relief seems to be restricted to having the autobots speaking in 21st century pop-culture slang. Yo! Yo! Yo! Optimus is in the hizzzhaus! Yeah. Whatever.

At other times it tries to be a violent, gritty, action flick along the lines of Die Hard or perhaps Alien. The result for me was a constant cycle of tension and excitement followed by periods of eye-rolling induced groans.

Another problem the film has is many of the action sequences are cut so fast and so tight that it’s very difficult to know which transformer is fighter who. In the end it just became robots fighting robots for long periods of time.

Had the movie chosen to either be a kids flick or an adult-aimed action film, I probably would have enjoyed it much more.

The human element in the film is not bad, the two leads Sam Witwicky (Shia Le Beouf ) and Mikaela (Megan Fox) are passable, although I really had trouble understanding what Mikaela saw in Sam or why she stuck around once cars started turning into 50′ tall killbots. The best characters in the movie are actually Sam’s parents and the scenes with them are some of the funniest as well.

In the end, Transformers is fun, it’s just mind numbingly shallow and stupid…but then that’s what it’s supposed to be I guess. I’d certainly rent it and watch it again with friends or for a party, but I won’t be paying $9 to see it on the big screen again.

Upgrade Complete

I’m now running on a Ubuntu Linux (7.0.4 Release) LAMP platform. I’ve upgraded WordPress to the latest version (v2.2) and everything seems to be working well. Hopefully this will eliminate the down periods I was having under my older Novell server.

The only thing left to do now is to customize my theme so I’m not using a generic default theme. Time to give the site a little bit of style and personality.

Not-For-Children-Books

I wish they had books like this when I was 6 years old.

Greatest Invention Ever

I present to you: The Twirl-a-Squirrel. The greatest anti-squirrel bird feeding device ever created.

It only spins when something weighing as much as a squirrel or more is present on the feeder.

Thank You Poem

This needs a bit of explanation. I took a creative writing class this semester to get credits in English for my GER requirements. One of the activities our teacher had us do in the course was for each of us to go home and find an object we owned but no longer wanted. We were to write a poem about this object and bring both the poem and object to class the next week. The teacher then had us drawn names from a hat. The person’s name you drew would be the person who got your object and poem as a gift. I got a ‘Rock Action Figure Doll’ from a girl named Rebecca.

A few weeks later, for our last assignment, we were told we needed to write a thank you poem to whichever person we got a gift from. I went a bit overboard with mine (partially due to the fact I had developed quite the crush on Rebecca over the course of the semester) but it was fun to do. So here is my ‘Thank You’ poem about my gift from Rebecca.

Here is a story of The Rock and me
Rebecca’s gift from class 233
I took him to work to show him around
And show off the new friend I had just found
But something seemed wrong, he wasn’t himself
He pouted all day, atop of my shelf

Pouting Rock

Taking him home at the end of the day,
I said hey bro what’s wrong? Tell me ok?
He fumbled about not meeting my eye
So downcast and sad I thought he might cry
Enough of this mood I started to shout.
I’m going to bed while you sort it out.

I woke the next day and Rock wasn’t there.
I searched high and low, I searched everywhere
and then I did spy a scene most unkind
Finding my Guinness, he drank himself blind.
Not only that, he had pilfered my smokes!
I woke his ass up with multiple pokes.

Rock on a bender

He hung his head low and said he was sad
This isn’t me, I’m not this kind of bad
His owner he said, the one before me
It hurts to be dumped by one so lovely.
This is not fair, her lack of attraction,
If only I had kung-fu grip action

Rock, It’s OK, I know just what to do.
Woody went through this in Toy Story 2
I showed him the poem given to me
he smiled as he read it, starting to see.
After a short time, he finally spoke
So it’s nothing I did, not a cruel joke?

Rock Reading Rebecca's Poem

Of course not my friend, I said with a smile
She’s setting you free to live for awhile.
For you are The Rock! The Scorpion King
When life knocks you down get back in the ring
Life is a journey, I then simply said
Trod new paths with wonder, not fear or dread.

Thank you, I see now, he said with a grin.
A new path’s before me, come let’s begin.
The Rock is now standing, tall by my desk
And asked that I grant him one small request
Thank you for gifting The Rock unto me
Cause where he is now, he feels he should be.

The Rock in Triumph!

I’m back!

The blog is back up after some serious server problems.

  • Fixed: My Web server
  • Not Fixed: My Cable Modem. – So until next Monday (5/21/07) when the cable guy comes out. this page may sporadically be unavailable.

Planned upgrades over the next month:

  • Moving the webserver from Novell Netware to a Linux based LAMP server.
  • Upgrading WordPress to version 2.2

Hmm I also see I’ve lost some content. The last good backup I had was from last October so I’ve lost a few months worth of entries. Booooo!

RIP Steve Irwin

If this story had not been true, it would have had the makings of a pretty good satirical piece – ‘Steve Irwin Killed by Angry Puppy’ or something like that. Unfortunately, the story was true and the world has lost an amazing individual.

Steve Irwin was, in every sense, a man who lived his life to the fullest and with the intention of making the world a better place. He was our generation’s Marlin Perkins and brought a new sense of passion to conservation. He will be missed.

There isn’t much more to say here that hasn’t already been said in countless other blogs, editorials, and news sites around the world. I will only say that Australia has been slowing inching up on my ‘Travel Destinations’ list as I’ve visited the various places listed above it over the last few years and among the many things I would have made sure I went to see, one of them would have been his zoo with the hope of actually being able to meet the man.

Good-bye Crocodile Hunter, the world mourns your passing.

Amazing

Here is some amazing paper art. Not simply origami, but something which touches on it, and I think in many ways surpasses it.